Sometimes word games like this can inspire interesting combinations or turns of phrase. Here are ten off-the-cuff suggestions:

• aerating tool for a very patient gardener
• tossing caber for Edinborough Barbie
• ceremonial scepter for the mayor of an eponymous town in upstate New York
• impromptu mustache when balanced on curled upper lip
• baton for a diminutive field marshal
• ammunition for a crossbow fashioned from two rulers joined with Scotch tape and a slightly larger than normal rubber band
• essential missile in a game of ceiling-tile Jarts
• with double-sided tape cleverly applied to eraser end, retriever of wedding ring from an inconvenient crevice
• ear adornment for an office worker of the last century determined to feign absent-minded concentration
• spine stiffener for spiral bound notebook

Who’s go more? To the comments!