Sometimes word games like this can inspire interesting combinations or turns of phrase. Here are ten off-the-cuff suggestions:
- aerating tool for a very patient gardener
- tossing caber for Edinborough Barbie
- ceremonial scepter for the mayor of an eponymous town in upstate New York
- impromptu mustache when balanced on curled upper lip
- baton for a diminutive field marshal
- ammunition for a crossbow fashioned from two rulers joined with Scotch tape and a slightly larger than normal rubber band
- essential missile in a game of ceiling-tile Jarts
- with double-sided tape cleverly applied to eraser end, retriever of wedding ring from an inconvenient crevice
- ear adornment for an office worker of the last century determined to feign absent-minded concentration
- spine stiffener for spiral bound notebook
Who’s go more? To the comments!
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