There Ain't No Sanity Clause

Tired of the same old Christmas rut? Me too. So, I’ve gone off topic and slapped together a motley list of Christmas ditties from the various alternative subcultures that have enlivened the pale blue dot over the years. Enjoy! And do feel free to offer your own suggestions in the comments. Merry X-mas!

Motley and Incomplete List of Alternative X-Mas Hits

  • The Fall – No X-Mas for John Quays From their seminal album “Live at the Witch Trials.” Always a holiday fave.
  • The Fall – We Wish You a Protein Christmas
  • The Fall – Jingle Bell Rock Filled with the spirit of the holidays, Mark Smith indulges a, dare I say it, jolly mood. Fun song set to a lively video.
  • The Damned – There Ain’t No Sanity Clause A classic from the grandaddys of punk. The Damned are credited with playing the first punk concert at a Spanish bullfighting arena in 1975. Thirty-four years down the road they’re still going strong.
  • Devo – Merry Something To You The Spudboys offer a non-denominational greeting.
  • The Sex Pistols – The Sex Pistols Christmas Party, 1977 This is actually quite sweet. The Sex Pistols doing a charity event at Ivanhoe’s in Huddersfield, Christmas Day 1977. The event was for the benefit of the families of striking firemen. Fun to see the boys mixing it up with the little kiddies.
  • The Ramones – Merry Christmas (I Don’t Wanna Fight Tonight) Not Christmas night, not any night.
  • Belle De Jour – Santa Dog
  • Green Day – Punk Christmas I’m not sure they qualify, but what the heck?
  • The Cure – Merry Christmas Everybody Cure’s take on the old Slade number, which has become something of a seasonal classic in Britain over the years.
  • Christina Monet – Things Fall Apart
  • The Residents – Santa Dog Santa Dog ain’t got no presents.
  • The Waitresses – Christmas Wrapping A guilty pleasure for me every year. For some reason, this song always reminds me of trudging through the snow to Rudy’s at Teele Square in Somerville, Mass. for some celebratory margaritas. What were we celebrating? A big snow, of course!
  • The Pretenders – 2,000 Miles Charming Christmas vignette from Ms. Hynde.
  • William S. Burroughs – The Junky’s Christmas (audio only; see below for links to the animated feature)

Special Goodie
“The Junky’s Christmas” the classic William S. Burroughs tale brought to the screen, believe it or not, with stop-action animation! Mr. Burroughs himself appears briefly at the beginning and end.

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